This week on The Strange Strange Crushes I Have Had, I give you Bugs Bunny in drag. I am pretty sure I experienced my first childhood stirrings of bisexuality watching him writhe around alluringly on a fat horse. And bearing in mind that this was around the same time that I was crushing on Vinnie the Distressingly Sexy Anthropomorphic Mouse Alien. ( Read more... )

WHAT DID I JUST SIGN UP FOR?!?!?

THIS IS WHAT I JUST SIGNED UP FOR.


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It occurs to me that there are now far too many people on my flist who haven't had this inflicted upon them. (One day I am going to redo it and make it even better worse better.)


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Surpriiiise, I'm offering a fic on help_haiti. I said I wasn't going to put myself up but apparently I am, now! Thread here.

I am offering: one fic of at least 2,000 words, in Supernatural (gen or Sam/Dean), CWRPS (gen or J2), Sherlock Holmes (you’ve guessed it, gen or Holmes/Watson)

Additional info: Delivery date might be later than 14 Feb depending on ( Read more... )

MY PARENTS ARE SUCH DORKS. It was their thirtieth anniversary on Tuesday (aka the pearl anniversary), so my mum got my dad PEARL JAM CDS.

So lame. Can't wait to go home next week just so I can laugh at them!

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Anyway. HOT DAMN YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?

I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY.


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I DID NOT KNOW THAT SHIELD BEETLES MAKE CRAZY BUZZING NOISES WHEN THEY FLY.

NOR DID I KNOW THAT THEY LIKE TO THROW THEMSELVES THROUGH BEDROOM WINDOWS AT STUNNINGLY HIGH SPEEDS.

(UNFORTUNATELY THEY AREN'T VERY GOOD AT STEERING AT SUCH HIGH SPEEDS, AND THUS THEY THROW THEMSELVES INTO MY WALL. NOUGHT TO SURPRISE BEETLE IN 0.5 SECONDS.)

wanttobeatree: Although, having a bigger bird would probably make it more erotic when Dean touches it.

YES THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE I BOGGLE AT THE STRANGE, STRANGE SENTENCES FANDOM HAS MADE ME SAY.

Poll THERE IS NO NEUTRAL MIDDLEGROUND.I DON'T EVEN LIKE FACIAL HAIR NORMALLY. Him and JAckles and occasionally Mr. Depp are my weird hairy weaknesses ( Read more... )

wanttobeatree: dgme wrong, obama is a fucking badass. but. I mean. imagine him with an army of sociopathic centipedes
raggedann: That would actually be kind of awesome
wanttobeatree: exactly
raggedann: He has a scepter
raggedann: and a crown
wanttobeatree: and a crown
wanttobeatree: hewn from centipede shell
raggedann: and marches around
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REMINDERS.

• Unalliterative Tuesday. I'm keeping it open 'til tomorrow, because I haven't done it yet and I am allowed to bend my own rules.
  
• Voicepost meme. If you wanna make me say stuff. Up to and unfortunately including the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune.

THERE IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY I AM TAKING TOO MANY BOOKS HOME WITH ME. Ultimate tragedy ( Read more... )